Arby's announced this weekend that they are re-tooling their $1 menu, at a conference held in front of the Arby's on 59.
"We were tired of having our asses kicked by Wendy's, Burger King, McDonalds, and Taco Bell's superior value menus. So our creative team has went back to the drawing board, and created our new $1 menu, sure to be a big hit with our consumers," stated Marge Fuerilla, Arby's Manager. "We are trying to make a name for ourselves here, above our reputation for tasteful holiday goblet glasses, those Barry White spots, and that Oven Mitt spokesman that was later found to be flammable."
Arby's has contemplated a new $1 menu for some time, but with the cost of food on their menu, there were no items priced anywhere near this mark. To solve this problem, Arby's had to get creative. "You see, here you have a junior with cheese. Retail cost for this sandwich is about a $1.99. So, we simply cut it in half, and there you go," tells Fuerilla. Among the half-junior, the menu also carries one and a half jalepeno poppers, a chicken finger, and a half pint of jamocha milk shake. Fuerilla also added, "We can't forget my favorite, a fist-full of roast beef. I see this as a favorite for those on the Atkin's Diet."
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